She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
We heard that when you ra away from home your folks sent you a note saying,"Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
You look like a before picture.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you...well we all make mistakes.