Who is closer to you, your mom or dad

1、Why is it that every man's trousers are too short?
为什么所有男人的裤子都短呢？

2、Who is closer to you, your mom or dad?
谁与你更接近，你的妈妈还是你的爸爸？

答案：
1、Because his legs always stick out two feet.
因为男人的脚总是在裤子外边，所以所有的裤子都短啊．

2、mom，Because father is farther
妈妈，因为爸爸更远